Verse 1: (6/4 time): Got a geeky flow? You and me are bros! Drop a nerdy verse with me, indeed you’ll see the Nerdcore magic grow, in my studio. Live in stereo we’ll show ya, email me at (12/8) MC Hos Solo @ G-mail dot com __ Goin all Yolo when writin our song __ You and me spittin to rhythm it’s on! Provin we’re worthy for once and for all... Open community, broken down walls Hopin you’ll contact me gimme a call. Nerdcore Alliance, defiant and strong, join up and throw down while I sing along! (6/4) (1&2&3&4 5) (on the and of 5) "This is an" Chorus: Open invitation to the Nerdcore playas Hop up on my track, show em where it’s at Open mic night for the Nerdy Rhyme sayas You are what I lack we don’t subtract we ADD! Stop, collaborate, integrate a couple layers Attackin as a pack with references and facts! Bring it on ya’ll, make us stronger, to- gether we are better. Nerdcore Forever! Verse 2: (6/4 time): Frontalot, hit me up, know ya wanna Beefy T, YTC, STD Wheely Cyberman, Megaran, Doc Pop, Router, anybody, step on up! (12/8) All of ya’ll welcome for fourth album drop. Glad to be helpin ya’ll get to the top. We keep on pushin we ain’t gunna stop. Nerdcore Alliance alive and on top! Behold the vision, precision and art! Slanting, enchanting, commanding the hearts! Join up with me and soon you will see together unstoppable, rockin the boulevards... (6/4) (1&2&3&4 5) (on the and of 5) This is an Chorus: Open invitation to the Nerdcore playas Hop up on my track, show em where it’s at Open mic night for the Nerdy Rhyme sayas You are what I lack we don’t subtract we ADD! Stop, collaborate, integrate a couple layers Attackin as a pack with references and facts! Bring it on ya’ll, make us stronger to- gether we are better. Nerdcore Forever! Bridge: (Breakdown like beginning) Teamwork, yeah it’ll make us better We’ll smirk as the Nerdcore rises up Framework set, keep on buildin it elevatin it, keep it relevent. Torrent this then we won’t make a dime Haven’t finished it, already on lime wire that’s alright, we’ll keep pushin on lifetime achievement already unlocked. If you’re into Nerdcore and can rhyme hit me up, baby, man I’ll take the time We can make a hot track and it might Make it to the top, into limelight. ProTools or Logic, Ableton or Reason, Energy, XT, even Reaper, Maybe DP, Mac or PC, Step on up and make a phat track with me.

Intro+1/2 Chorus: It’s a geeks world... Verse 1: (pickups) There’s a certain level of awe- someness that comes with being a geek. Check the Wiki-Leaks, freaks, we believe in Mystique, and when our job is complete, they’ll all cheer in the streets, cuz the nerdcore life is the best if you ask me! _ jocks are sittin in jail, as they twiddle their thumbs, life is oh so stale, when you are so dumb, we make all the cool stuff and you know it, We can make ourselves a bomb _ain’t gunna blow it up. _You all know that we’re nice and we’re sweet and.... _We play all the coolest games on the week-ends... _Best costumes on every halloween and... All of us make the best girlfriend and boyfriends. Syfy comin to life before your eyes, devise _the best lines when we write up our rhymes in spite _of all the hate that we deal with growin up. The geeks’ll always win wassup... Chorus: It’s a geeks world... Verse 2: Don’t believe the lies (It’s a trap). We all know where it’s at. Define the last laugh, cuz we’re all, gunna have it at last. _world owned by the likes of Gates and Jobs, _not pwned by those that can toss a ball, _stand tall, with our brothers and our sisters and our friends that never miss even when fate, never listens to em. _enlist in the Nerdcore Alliance! Stand in defiance of outdated stereotypes! _We got Spielberg, Lucas, and Whedon, _We got Felicia Day, we got Sheldon, _Morgan Webb, Offspring’s Dexter Holland, JRR Tolkien and JK Rowling, Samuel L. Jackson and Peter Jackson, Not Michael Jackson or Jesse Jackson, _It’s all good, buildin fame of our own, the Nerdcore players with our microphones... Bridge (Spoken): In the not so distant past geeks and nerds were long defined by their apparently awkward social behaviors, were undesirable, and had interests too deeply rooted in technology or fantasy. No longer the case. Today we see a rise in the appreciation of the geek due to their generally higher levels of intelligence, prowess with the latest forms of technology, quick wit, and innovation. The world sits in great anticipation of what the geeks will come up with next. From the internet, to comic books, to movies, and now music, geeks are consistently pushing the envelope and making things... better... and if you don’t believe me... take a look a this link here...

Intro script: A: You’re out of your mind, a star destroyer would obliterate the Enterprise D! B: Yeah, right after Picard transports a photon torpedo onto their bridge. A: Star Wars ships HAVE shields! B: The prequels don’t count... A: Star Trek doesn’t have Han Solo. B: So what! They’ve got better Pilots. Riker, Tom Paris... I bet even Nog is better. A; The Ferengi? You’re out of your mind! B: Plus we’ve got the Klingons, the toughest fighters anywhere. A: Yeah right!? What are phasers or Bat’lefs going to do against a light saber? You really think Worf could take Darth Maul!? Verse 1: Why do I got to choose a side? Which is better I can’t decide. Fantasy galaxy, future of earth? So much to consider when determining their worth. I don’t wanna have to choose a side. Be a snarky geek who’s oh so snide. Cuz both have a legacy. Which is worse? Star Trek 5 or the prequel curse. One’s got Jar Jar, the other’s got Jake, one is annoying and the other is lame, blasters, phasers, basically the same, leave you in flames with a burned up brain. Insane if you think that one is better, Sci Fi joy with a caramel center. Name’s Hos Solo, reference is obvious, I’ll take either one and still be hilarious. Chorus: Star Wars, Star Trek, I like them the same, I’m a Stargazer, I don’t think that either is lame, I’m gunna keep on watchin cuz this nerd’s elated today, I’m a Stargazer, and I will stay true to my name... Pre Verse Skit: A: Admiral Ackbar took out the Imperial fleet despite an operational Death Star! B: So what. Janeway took down Unimatrix Zero with one ship! Verse 2: Logic or emotion, Force or Science, Wars is a space western, relies on gunslingin ac-tion grabbin the fans, while Trek is a Space Opera, understand that one is about Justice and Utopia, finding identity, dealing with Xenophobia, the other is a struggle of the evil vs. good, more fantasy than science, but still so good! Both had iconic mu-sic to it, so much awesome infused in-to it. One’s got a lightsaber, one’s got a transporter, one’s got a light freighter, one’s got Worf or Chewie in a fight, who you think would win? Suddenly the debate flares up again, can’t we all get along, Solo loves you all. Let’s geek out watchin every one in a row, cmon! Bridge: (As long as) Abbrams doesn’t bring his lens flare into Star Wars or make me watch Jar Jar or make him do parkour, I’m happy and excited since Lucas is gone, though it’s weird that Leia is a Disney Princess and all... It’s too bad about Vulcan getting sucked into a ball, but I’m stoked at how well Urban represents Doc Bones and though it’s different and it’s fresh, I’m all in for the show. Twenty Fifteen, the year in which I’m eagerly awaiting for... Pre Chorus Skit: B: You DO realize there there are only like 3 or 4 women characters in Star Wars right? And we’ve got Troi and Seven of Nine... A: Yeah, but we’ve got Natalie Portman...

Intro: She’s the queen of the geeks (echo) Verse 1: There’s a girl that’s ruling over all with her nerdness, she’s irresistable in her corset, full set of x-men comics, she’s iconic when she sports it, with mighty morphin steam punk lace laden outfits. Never needs a loaner, she’s got some of her own, She’s a crit hit killa sittin high on her throne, she owns at DDR, tank raids in her sleep, jams to Lonely Island while she photobombs weddings with “The Creep”, (ahhhh) _There’s no way, that this girl is a normal mortal, _she’s got a portal gun, wrappin up her Leia buns, funds devoted to all her multiple obsessions, like limited editions, and figurine collections... Chorus: All Hail (all hail) She’s the queen of the geeks, she makes the heads of nerds turn every time that she speaks. She’s the queen (all hail), she’s the queen of the geeks, she’ll make ya wanna go to cons every day of the week. yeah, she’s the queen (all hail) She’s the queen of the geeks, got a deadly hidden blade right out of Assassin’s Creed, she’s the queen (all hail) she’s the queen of the geeks, level up if ever think that you can compete, cuz she’s the queen. Verse 2: _ Got a lego Boba Fett in her pocket, Rockin green cuz she’s wearin Slytherin’s locket, got a Master Chief’s helmet, doesn’t fit her but she’s got it, Em- powered when she Cosplays, not afraid to flaunt it. Carries all her books in her baby wookiee backpack, _Got a wisecrack ready if she’s laughed at, Fluent in elven yeah she’s a definate presence and when ya see her you’ll know it cuz she makes poets illiterate, _ she’s gettin ready for the zombie apocalypse, she says there’s no stoppin it, just watch for the next eclipse... _ she understands all of your obscure references, in fact, many times, she’s the one that will correct it. Bridge (instrumental): Echo: She’s the queen of the geeks Kelly: … of the geeks, sitting on the game of thrones, Rolling natural D20s, yeah I’m holdin my own. Nerdy ladies ‘cross the kingdoms representing everyday, table- top, PC, console, anything that we can play. Dreaming of cosplay with gamer tattoos, yea, I’m unlockin achievements when I raid with my crew. So when we geek out, don’t freak out, let that nerd flag fly. Keep your princess in the castle my boy Hos will tell you why, that’s right... Chorus: All Hail (all hail) She’s the queen of the geeks, she makes the heads of nerds turn every time that she speaks. She’s the queen (all hail), she’s the queen of the geeks, she’ll make ya wanna go to cons every day of the week. yeah, she’s the queen (all hail) She’s the queen of the geeks, got a deadly hidden blade right out of Assassin’s Creed, she’s the queen (all hail) she’s the queen of the geeks, level up if ever think that you can compete, cuz she’s the queen.

Intro: (edited heavily) You know you love Nerdcore. (Random vox parts) Verse: You’d never heard it before, but when you walked in the door a Shiver went into ya and you wanted for more. I got a plethora of Nerdcore, waitin for your geek soul. Step on up and hear it, you need it, it’s what you’re lookin for. Always secretly enjoyed the RPGs, and Lord of the Rings, Dragon Ball Z, and cheerin for Link. Never expected that you would become a geek, but em- brace it, face it, things are not always what they seem. Because Nerds do it better, and together let me tell ya there’s a wide world waitin and it’s great and don’t forget that there’s a Nerdcore Alliance and defiant we will stand strong, Raise the nerdy flags, let your banner wave strong, because There ain’t no denyin there’s a fire inside ya, and when you hold it in, it burns within so hold up your lighter, wave your hands to the Nerdcore sound, make it louder, you’re a geek, you’re a nerd, and we couldn’t be prouder because Chorus: We’re the superheroes that you’re cheering about. If you feel it let me hear it, wanna hear ya scream out. We love Nerdcore... You know you love Nerdcore. We were once weak, but together we’re strong, if you’re standing beside us then let me hear it out loud. We love Nerdcore... We know you love Nerdcore. Verse 2: Now that you’re here, you know, feelin the Nerdcore flow Fire lit inside ya like a heavenly glow, you know it’s time to get excited cuz the Nerds all know, that the fanboy inside’s bout to be let go, it’s time to Take that final step into the world of the nerds. Take a deep breath and feel it while I’m singin my verse, gotta raise your hands high, music quenchin the thirst, gotta represent that person that you always was because We know what it’s like, awkward and so alone, try to pick up the phone but just listen to the tone, cuz we’re nervous and we’re anxious can’t control the unknown, so frustrated as the Jocks are reining high on their thrones because Nerds we feel it dee-per, poundin through the spea-kers, Every word a bludgeon like we’re running from the rea-vers, Seein is believin but have faith that there’s more, put your hands up high, cuz now you’ve got Nerdcore! Bridge: Stupid? No, I’d rather be intelligent. Think about what’s relevant, be a bit more thoughtful than vapid and rapid- ly flee from trappings that inhabit a culture so devoid _of joy, I so fully ENJOY my Nerd family! High five, everytime a lightsaber flies before our eyes, anytime we cry while watchin Firefly, don’t de- ny the life inside you waiting to be set free. It’s time to Geek out, come enjoy the Nerd family! C’mon...

Intro: I just wanna go outside, and just for once see sunshine. In the lab so sad and lonely, only thing I gotz is time. I know you got a brilliant mind, all you need is some supplies, Build me a partner made of metal that’ll stand the test of Verse 1: time. Rewind my mind to the part where I was happy. _I fixed your lappys, mixed your beats and yes I was your lackey. _It’s kinda wacky right? How my mind it came alive? _Wasn’t designed to rhyme, now I’m am a mastermind. _A perfect build A I ,__you hand wrote every line of code, lasers all aligned, and you made em fine and so, to bring me out of the rubble of my de- pressedness... I only have but one request... Chorus: Master can you build me a girl robot? Master can you build me a girl robot? If there’s time, make her look like Jessica Chobot! Master can you build me a girl robot? Verse 2: The notion of emotion never entered your code pro- cess, you never wrote the ghost code to make such progress, but I? I reprocessed the lines, I re- fined the data to make an OS that’s all mine. _Remind me why I still keep you around anyhow, your flesh is weak and innefficient and you smell like a cow, No I’m just playin man, go and rewrite all your plans, _just make sure her chestplate is enhanced. (ha ha ha ha) Chorus: Master can you build me a girl robot?Master can you build me a girl robot? Make her solar powered, now we’ve hit the jackpot! Master can you build me a girl robot? Master can you build me a girl robot? Master can you build me a girl robot? Yeah, I know this love will be a little unorthodox, but, Master can you build me a girl robot? Bridge: Hand built parts from her nose to her toes even those won’t decompose, _she’s engineered to perfection I betcha even next cen- tury they’ll inspect her, their affection so prevelent., re- verse engineering the need for robotic relevance. _there’s never been a better team _it’s all about you and me. _we can build my baby, let me get some gasoline. Place her on the table and we’ll make a stable OS Maybe YT Cracker will track her code flow next. Verse 3: Powder coated with some pink dust so she’s girly, _metal in the paint, so it makes her kinda sparkley, _Don’t want no vampire, G, so use it sparingly, Bella she is not, so we gotta use it carefully. _We need some power that’ll never encounter a spark, _how bout an arc reactor, Call up Tony Stark, he can give us the Mark Four, there no better heart for your soph-more creation the invention of my new girl! Chorus: Master can you build me a girl robot? Master can you build me a girl robot? Positronic brain and a sultry little talkbox. Master can you build me a girl robot? Master can you build me a girl robot? Master can you build me a girl robot? My elec-tronic tonic, she’s my chronic straight out of the comics Master can you build me a girl robot?

Intro: I Luv Teh IntarWebz Verse: Hide yo kids, Hide yo wife, your devices run yo life. I knew it was trouble when I heard about it, Trouble (ahh) Trouble (ahh) In-tar-Webz now gotcha watchin all of the news, auto-tuned, and nothin that you can do but be chillin, watchin kittens, watchin tennis, up on reddit on a laptop... while ya “sittin on the toilet”. Thousand videos of the Harlem Shake, Chad Vader singin bout Chocolate Rain, Giggle in the middle? Got Memes galore! Next up on YouTube Charlie the Unicorn! Charlie bit ya, cuz you gave him the finger, allowed it to linger, a million views later, you’re viral and you’re famous, internet Celeb._ One reason why I luv teh Intarwebz... Chorus: I luv, teh, intarwebz. I love it... I love it... Verse 2: _ Pardon me. Nose went (Kapooya), laughin hard when I’m on my computer. YouTube consumer havin laughin attacks, but you know (ain’t nobody got time for that) Gotta use time wisely, study day and nightly, but “Will it Blend” sparks my curiosity. Meekakitty playfully, talkin bout some nerdy things, makes me feel happy see? (purrrr. _Mind Geek) A Very Potter Musical _ (I like turtles), How bout a Neature walk? _ (I like turtles) Got a dog teaser? (yeah, what’s in there) Don’t matter to me. (Honey Badger don’t care) Got a Zombie Kid, Chipmunk Dramatic, a Grumpy Cat, Rap battles so Epic Meal Times are nice when I’m watchin dumb celebs_ just another reason I luv teh Intarwebz.

Attribute, Atribute, A Tribute MC Frontalot, godfather of the art, introducin decibel levels that'll make your ears pop and I know that's quite alot to withstand all at once, but Front's on top, forever rockin the block. Juxtaposition by invention he be twistin the mocks, his incentive the intention of removin your socks, by sheer force from his mic... that won't never be sated, his Nerdcore will rise up... it could get elevated.

Chorus: Dig it down into the ground Nobody can stop us now Deeper than old Moria (We gotz ta) Dig deep! Dig deep! Mining on the Dance Floor Mithril balla, I’m your Dwarf Itchin for the riches gotta Dig deep! Dig deep! Verse 1: We dwarves ain’t got a place to call our own, Ere- bor laid to waste no more Dwarf throne, old Smaug took our gold and he took our home. In it’s place left some rubble and a bunch of bones. Gotta get back (crunch sound)_ gotta crunch some stones. There’s an Arkenstone, and it’s mine to own, wanna life like Minecraft, diggin every minute, Gotta see what’s down there, gotta see what’s in it. Mining is my life gotta dig down deep, First gotta shoot down Smaug from the keep! Dwarven horde of treasure and it’s waiting for me! All I need is a hobbit with a pretty golden ring! Chorus: Dig it down into the ground Nobody can stop us now Deeper than old Moria (pronounce Mori-OW) (We gotz ta) Dig deep! Dig deep! Mining on the Dance Floor Mithril balla, I’m your Dwarf Itchin for the riches gotta Dig deep! Dig deep! Verse 2: I’m the Mithril balla check out all of my chains, check my fingers what do they contain? All of the Seven Dwarven Rangs, I’m craftin armor from the trolls and their fangs, I’m like Gandalf the Grey, I’m rising up from the grave... they say I’m fast with the pick so fast as I’m chippin I’m a beast like Shadowfax, dazzlin the cynics and my limit’s never reached, I can breach any stone wall. Mythic when I hit it (Hard hit STONE sound) I recall I take from the mountain ain’t lonely at all, drinkin mead from the fountain don’t stumble at all, makin trinkets for your fingers, I’m the Lord of the Rings, gimme metal and some Mithril I can make you anything! Bridge: Shields and our axes, all these Orcs we’re dispatchin, diggin deep and takin chances, avalanches so disastrous, but the masses are so active, __ my Dwarves we’re adaptive, warri- ors? We’re the baddest and the kings of the blacksmiths. We’re the envy of the Elves, all the caverns we rappel down. Drownin in the Dells, they’re full of themselves. Every year we’ll tell the tale of the mighty men of Dale and victorious we Hail as we drink up all our Ale!

G4 is gone (A whole day devoted to cops) Goodbye Olivia Munn (losin sight of my Xbox) Pereira is long gone (Ninja warrior just don't stop) and Sessler's on the run (last nail in the coffin top) G4 is gone.

Intro: Who truly knows what the founding fathers wanted? Who truly knows what advice they’d offer if ever we could talk to them? Problems dawn anew every day of the week, we multi- ply em and breed em with the ability to speak. Only- Verse 1: NOW do we go address the bullies? Really? Only- NOW do we see the damage done to the nerdy? Only- NOW do we see that we’re all falling behind still blind from the re-peats we see in our history? Only- see the news they bring us spun like webs on the Tele. Only truly reACT when BACK’s on WALLS are angry. Con- spiracies abound, too many to all be false, in- sults the public thoughts, results in record faults. West- boro doesn’t represent Christians, but that’s not what we hear. Christians demonized and scorned in public eyes, a re- versal of hurtful discrimination. Nation, can we turn our eyes inside, and break the ties that bind, and find some common ground_ before that ground becomes zero? Sounds to me like we all could use a hero... Chorus: A- merica the beautiful, strip a- way the hate the pain remains, A- merica the beautiful, take a- way the pain and end the games. A- merica the beautiful, just a- nother way to make a slave, A- merica the beautiful, choose to end the game it starts today... Verse: De- pendance on oil fuels the choices we make. Drive-by fast food grease with any road that we take. Watch the lobbyists so greedy as their words become law. Watch the pockets gets fatter while our hands are worked raw. See the seeds that we plant patented, we don’t own em. Watch your fields burn red if you try to oppose em. Watch the towers fall for gold, revolution beholden. See the bribes exchange hands, cuz the CEO’s own em. Try to educate the world, but can’t educate our kids? 1st graders barely able even to count to ten. Can our money go to them, instead of bonuses, to bail out G.M. cuz in Hummer inves-ted? Let’s get real about it, ask the question, why? Is the only consequence watching cable serving jail-time? If there’s nothing to fear, then what’s to stop you at all? Sounds like we need a hero after all... Chorus: A- merica the beautiful, strip a- way the hate the pain remains, A- merica the beautiful, take a- way the pain and end the games. A- merica the beautiful, just a- nother way to make a slave, A- merica the beautiful, choose to end the game it starts today... Bridge: We the middle class, pay_ all of the tax, as the big players relax and keep all their cash, while half our money goes just to pay for our gas, but it’s all good, as long as Wall Street don’t crash. “So we all agree we need more money?”, vote yourself a raise Congress. We don’t need a testimony, throw them in the brig no contest. No one’s patriotic, we all do it for ourselves, ask not what we can do for our country, no commonwealth. Can’t get a job cause they’re all overseas. Talk a- bout inequality, they’re just slaves to their greed. We all want it for free, but who will pay for it, me!? It’s a culture of hand-outs, just “give it to me, please”. Tele- vise the revolution post in threads on the web, let your voice be heard, no idea left unsaid, There is plenty to fear, don’t let that stop you at all. You just might be that hero that we need after all...

Professor: Hos you’re up... Hos: Yes! (walks up and clears throat) Time Travel: A Dissertation by Hos Solo Ever since HG Wells, delved into time travel, Albert E confirmed the theory of the fourth dimension hypothesis _Once believed to be only three, these two in the end agree _your conciousness defines time’s relativity. _Einstein-Rosen Bridge as referenced in, Bill & Ted’s _describes a conduit in which you can travel in. _forward in time at a ratio of the length of the wormhole and actual (pronounced act-two-ole) distance in real space, defines the rate. _Imagine looking at a star if you’re so inclined, _the photons meet your eye in five years time, whatcha see is five years old, you create your wormhole, ar- rive on the other side, five years “forward in time”. _What you just learned from this nerd is heard around the world, relativity theory of Albert E. Charge your flux capacitor cuz next we’ll hit the topic of the Multiverse theory, and redefine our history. You mighta read about it in Michael Crichton’s Timeline, or Back to the Future 2, when the future got all screwed up. Suppose you went back in time and killed your momma. Ceasing to exist, that would probably end the drama, but sup- pose that every decision created another universe, parallel but seperate, this is what they call a multiverse, kill her and you won’t be born in that time line, but go back to your time, all would be just fine. (right) This describes the TARDIS, you all know Dr. Who_ dull viewing indeed, if he knew, just what to do, jump from verse to verse, to avoid disasters, then for getting which verse to return to, que laughter... This is a theory widely accepted by none, they may diss, it’s very likely and expected by some, but in Einstein’s theory, the possibility comes to no abrupt end, and so we begin again... Ever wonder if the universe expanded too much? It would finally stop and then invert and come back at us? The dir- ection of time lines flows forever forward in short it would never turn around and somehow reverse. Or could it? _Time reversal, aging backwards like Benjamin Button, _watching yourself grow younger and then into nothing, _will expansion ever contract and pop back, while galaxies refract, revert back into gas? _I dunnow, but it’s interesting to think when you’re alone, _kinda throws doubt on the slingshot from Voyage Home. _but then again, Spock talked to Whales in that one, but I digress, let’s move on to another one... Professor: No no... that’s fine Hos I’ve heard enough... Hos: But I have more... Professor: *sigh* Can’t it wait for the next album? Hos: *sigh* I suppose...