A rapcore song about one my the deadlist video game villians of all time. The Mighty Cactuar! I am of course referencing Final Fantasy here...
lyrics
Cactuar
by: Hos Solo
Intro: Here comes the
Cactuar, back from the deserts of Maranda,
Try to land a hit. I got the skills to outlast ya!
Cactuar, I look like a tiny green swastika,
Attackin ya with thousand needle blasts that’ll cripple ya!
Verse 1:
S-NES, from the fantasy six, poppin
up from the desert where I turn my tricks into a
blitz even Sabin can’t defend against, I gotz
low HP, but yo I’m tough to hit, if you can
hit this, spiny little misfit, it’ll be a
benefit, this little midget gives a lot of gil
kids, magicite plus 2 at level up, plus
a summon if you’re lucky, yeah I’m plucky like the duck.
Chorus: (Here comes the)
Cactuar, back from the deserts of Maranda,
Try ta land a hit, I got the skills to outlast ya!
Cactuar, I look like a tiny green swastika,
Attackin ya with thousand needle blasts that’ll cripple ya!
Verse 2:
50MP for one or ten G’s, take
out your enemies, yeah they all wanna flee, I make em
plea for mercy, yeah I do it with ease, if Be-
hemoth gives you grief I’ll leave it down on it’s knees. Onto
seven, in the corel desert, fly in on the Highwind,
Otherwise, take a golden chocobo and fly in, I’m
countin down your doom, like I’m roomin with a Mayan
Small in appearance, but in skill an iron giant.
Chorus: (Here comes the)
Cactuar, back from the deserts of Maranda,
Try ta land a hit, I got the skills to outlast ya!
Cactuar, I look like a tiny green swastika,
Attackin ya with thousand needle blasts that’ll cripple ya!
Verse 3:
In 8, you can find me in the Kashkabald Desert, if you
give a little effort, you can level your characters up,
Nine had me lyin in the ground in outer continents, for-
gotten til I counter, while I’m watchin out for Qui-na
Ten had me chillin on the Bikanel Island,
sidequest, a fight with ten of us, come find us
X-2, was hangin with Rikku, Marnela the guide who
sealed off those who wouldn’t abide to the
laws set forth by the cactuar nation
Mascot Dress-sphere, reward for the frustration. e-
leven, well forget it, cuz that game kinda sucked,
cross-platform, yes, but that wasn’t enough.
Twelve, wasn’t really there, Flowering Cactoid, Thir-
teen in Gran Pulse with alot of HP, JOY!
My story it continues, don’t you ever disregard,
the epic history of the The Mighty Cactuar
Chorus: (Here comes the)
Cactuar, back from the deserts of Maranda,
Try ta land a hit, I got the skills to outlast ya!
Cactuar, I look like a tiny green swastika,
Attackin ya with thousand needle blasts that’ll cripple ya!
Cactuar! Cast up some haste and shell,
reflect won’t protect ya when ya hear my rebel yell, I’m the
Cactuar! Enemy from ages past,
enter into my desert, gunna feel my wrath...
Hos Solo is a Nerdcore artist combining various orchestral, hip-hop, Metal, Rapcore, and Nerdcore elements into a complex and entertaining musical experience. Nerdcore stands as a proud anthem for geeks, nerds, gamers and the like.