Celestial Edge
by Hos Solo

Intro/Chorus:
Celestial Edge of the night, the call it Skyrim,
Dragon filled Whiterun with fright, I’m gunna find him,
Daedric on my back, attack, it’s time to slay him,
Dragon borne slayer comin at cha like a Thunderstorm.

Verse 1:
I woke up in a carriage with some guy named Ulfric Stormcloak,
Didn’t know why, but I was gunna die with one stroke,
before it happened, a blast of fire came down on us,
A dragon had blackened the houses right in front of us!

Shortly after I’m grindin to get my one hand up,
To raise my sneak technique, no eye before I stand up,
I’m creepin and seekin loot, and then I realize,
Skyrim might the place I’m gunna die! Oh my!

Chorus:
Celestial Edge of the night, the call it Skyrim,
Dragon filled Whiterun with fright, I’m gunna find him,
Daedric on my back, attack, it’s time to slay him,
Dragon borne slayer comin at cha like a Thunderstorm.

Verse 2:
Wasn’t long before Companions made a wolf of me,
became, so much cooler than Edward ever could be,
Onto Pinemoon Cave, Vampire NPC,
Wolf and Vampire Hybrid like Underworld, G!

Too bad, so sad, the wolf, it’s got immunity,
Collect the dust from the vamps for use in alchemy.
Got my Dremora Lord in store for use to slice and dice,
It’s your weakness that he smells, that should make you think...
½ Time:
(Twice), so nice for me, when I found Firiniel’s End,
If I shoot you one time, we’ll prolly never be friends,
again, doing so much damage with daggers make you
stagger when I stab ya, perk of fifteen times damage, have your
head on a platter, when I slice you with my blade of woe,
I’m leavin trails of dragon bones, wherever I go,
Alduin, I’m comin for ya, Skyrim won’t be eaten by you,
The Dovahkiin’s comin, so whatcha gunna do?

Verse 2B:
I’m a Thane in 5 Cities, Lydia is so pretty, glori-
-fied pack mule, but a tank when I am needy,
Keeps my house nice and neat, when she’s not in Dragon’sReach,
Housecarl from the Jarl to the warrior elite.

Bridge:
(spoken)
Greybeard: Your Thu’um is strong Dovakiin, but you are not yet ready...
You must focus...
Your NAME is a shout.
Ho(s)-Shol-Lo
To Hear, the Sun, and Deceive...
Now, channel your Thu’um, and SHOUT!
(breathes in) HOS SOLO!

Verse 3
My patch, it is glitchin, backwards
flying dragons and floating flagons, dis-
patchin on every mission, the
glitches I’m just dismissin, I’m
fixin to change the defi-
nition of a killin clinician, I
do it every time with every single swipe!
Someone tell me why random people wanna hire,
me to do their every bidding, while I’m visiting their cities,
They constantly conspire, maybe cuz of my attire,
then I scare them with my candlelight, fright at night,
oh my!

Chorus with overlapping Dragon Shouts:
Joor-Zah-Frul
Yol-Toor-Shol
Liz-Slen-Nus
Su-Grah-Dun
Laas-Yah-Nir
Feim-Zii-Gron
Od-Ah-Ving
Fus-Ro-Dah (final echoes with thunder...)