Verse 1: You step into my lane, still thinkin that it’s a game,
You think your off-tank can take a Jarvan gank? We spank,
_you back to turret and bank while you be turtle’n, take
your minion wave and Relic the little tank. No

tellin where your jungler went spent, his last mana
tryin to burgle our red__ but it was warded and a-
nother failed gank at mid, your team be failin to com-
municate, kinda lame, prolly gunna lose your lane.

_Ain’t your fault though, toxic bot costs gold,
scold everybody and I’m sure that they’ll fold under the
clear amount of wisdom that you bring to the game. Should have
listened to you, instead of trollin pregame. (reported)

Braum bot vs. Urgot, locked up tight,
can’t walk, jungle stalks down every fight, light
shines in the front line, Leona for the win, keep you
right here forever, and forever you’re pinned, until you’re

Chorus: Melted_I’m a Legend in a League of my own,
_take your Diamond status back to Gold because you’re
Melted_even Kayle couldn’t keep you alive,
_it’s lookin like you’ll be Bronze for life…















Verse 2:
Laning phase done, Dragon back up, Cho got a-
nother one, time to get dem stacks up, feastin
with some Kat-sup, now we’re in a deadlock, deathclock
tickin with the Zilean Q Pop, mop up!

_I see you ragin cuz your mage is losin lane and then
you blame it on Riot, madder than Gragas on a diet, you smited
the camp minion instead of the blue buff, bought M
R instead of Armor, looks like, you screwed up. Supp-

ort secures the kill, you call it Kill Steal,
wins because of their skill, cuz you were dead, cuz you
dove right in to a Nami Vayne lane and you
got con-demned, tidal wave, and now you’re slain._

Tribush warded and you think that you’re safe now, you
dive in at the turret, think your teammates’ll say WOW,
head back to mid, toss a pink in the Tribush, but
Little did you know that Veiger’s bout to ambush, now you’re

Chorus: Melted_I’m a Legend in a League of my own,
_take you out because you head out alone, and now you’re
Melted_Black Shield couldn’t keep you alive,
_it’s lookin like you’ll be Bronze for life, you got
Melted_I’m a Legend in a League of my own,
_you comin at me bro? You better just don’t, now you’re
Melted_there’s no item that’ll keep you alive,
_it’s lookin like you’ll be

Bridge:
Bronze for life, doesn’t matter what you
build, I slice, a disaster, cuz I’m
skilled, so nice, auto-caster now I
split, the price, massive laughter cuz my

Skill shot rocked you, Jarvin knockup
popped you, jinx rocket stopped you
got through, Khazix kanga-roo jump
chops you, whatcha gunna do?

Better run and hide, Rengar’s right behind, my oh my you got

Verse 3: You’re con-
vinced, there’s a glitch, when you miss Twitch. Turns
out you were caught out, your team left you ditched.
_ You’re makin everyone rich. _ Cuz you’re
dyin in the middle givin everyone assists.

_You get reported every game cuz you play the worst.
_Riot bans your account, then you make a smurf.
_Never ever can you handle dat Syndra burst.
_Take the hint, stay out of Summoner’s Rift. Think you

killed Aatrox but forgot about his passive, massive
Q lands, you pop up, and now you left him laughin at ya.
_Too aggressive, ain’t got no sustain, after
just a couple exchanges you gotta go back to base.

_Miss Fortune lands Bullet Time, you die again.
_Yas casts Last Breath and you can’t defend.
_Mundo cleaver leaves ya slow, and you Flash again.
_Lunar Rush, Moonfall, Diana Strikes they rend…

_my friend it’s time you got...

Chorus: Melted
_I’m a Legend in a League of my own,
_Hawkshot, now your cover is blown, and now you’re
Melted
_Sona heal couldn’t keep you alive,
_it’s lookin like you’ll be Bronze for life you got
Melted
_I’m a Legend in a League of my own,
_Step down off your noob throne, because you’re
Melted _Guardian Angel couldn’t keep you alive,
_it’s lookin like you’ll be Bronze for life