Meme Machine
By: Hos Solo

Chorus:
(I’m a)
Meme Machine and with my caffeine dreams, I’m throwin
Quips at your screen like you never seen! I’m a
Meme Machine. Keen , lean, and clean, make you
giggle in the middle spittle all over your screen. (I’m a)

Verse 1:
Meme Machine, name of Derp or Derpett, got
99 problems out of 100 on my test, it’s a
1st world problem, 3rd world success, if you don’t
like my meme, Alt f 4 to reset. Got teh
Haters on my back sayin, “You’re a Nerd”, but my
Memes are so sick they’re like “Ermahgerd!” Rick-
rollin LOL cats like a Meme Wizard, but I’m
better cuz I’m clever like Philoso-rapter. Impossi-
BRU! My Meme level’s over 9 thousand!
Giggle in the middle, yeah, my Meme’s get you howlin! Is
that a Pedobear? Yeah, probably from Thailand. 4-
Chan gave me warnin, now they’re battin a thousand. Took an
arrow to the knee cuz I rock Nerdcore, I’ll
do a barrel roll, Starfox 64! Fire-
fox vs. Chrome, Hey, why not ZoidBERG? That
feeling when “I don’t wanna live on this planet anymore...” (I’m a)

(Chorus)

Verse 2:
Meme Machine, they all say, I want MOAR! What people
think I do and really do is make NERDCORE! The
cake is a lie, beware of Rule-34! You
ruined my childhood, whatja do that for? Got the
Rage-face, Troll-face, facepalm, facebook,
Y U No get it Mr. Peregrin Took? One does
NOT simply drink his own urine Mr. Bear Grills!
Not sure if he’s crazy or out for cheap thrills, right

FRYE? Futurama Marilyzed Legaljuana, makin
quips, on a trip through Americana,
Shootin all the duck face girls makin drama, got a
linguist llama that’ll point out all of the comments up on yer
Wall when you repost, share it with your friends, I’m the
meme host, make it viral, I’m all IN!
Memetic marketing, I’ll just tag on my Logo, and
make sure you tell em that it came from Hos Solo! (I’m a)