Intro: I got dat Potter Swag (echo swag….)

Verse: __ Thought he
looked kinda funny when I saw him bust in, he was
huge, he was furry, I was just a little kid, with a
scar on my brow, like wow, like lightning,
Even with the cake (is it a lie?), kinda frightening.

Said, “You’re a wizard!” I was all like “Whaaaaat?” Handed
me a crinkled letter, “Yo I almost forgot,” You’re off
_to Hogwarts, since birth you’ve had a slot. Left the
shack, left Dudley with a tail on his butt… Wasn’t

long till the witches they was callin my name, all a-
long the alley wishin they could share in my fame, got a
vault full of riches and I got it from James. Eleven
inches full of phoenix feather, what’s my name? (add extra beat before chorus)

Chorus:
I got dat Potter Swag. I got it
from my Dad, and I don’t
mean to brag. Patronus
is a stag.

Verse 2: First,
year, kinda weird, turban dude was dead, had a-
nother dude growin out the back of his head, second
year, killed a snake, saved a cute red-head, stabbed a
book with a fang, dang, Riddle is dead! Third

year, met a dude, and he knew my dad, although
every time I saw him, yo I thought I’d be stabbed! Fourth
year fought a dragon on my broom, not bad! Too
bad, bout Ced, led him right to his death. By the

fifth year phoenix was the order of the day, yay!
Met a metamorph named Tonks so cray cray!
Never woulda figured that my life would be like this,
Props to the heroes, high five to Katniss…

Bridge: Fattie Royale!

Verse 3:Ju-
ly 31st was the worst with the Dursley’s
Birthdays? Never had em, just another Thursday.
Crawled from the cupboard into fortune and fame, ask
any Death Eater, they all know my name. Got a

London Flat, Number Twelve Grimmauld, got a
couple rounded lenses, I’m specta-cled, I’m
rollin in the gold firebolt and a cloak, Pever-
ell left it for me, I’m invisi-ble. Got the

David Tennant hair, but I’m not a Doc, got the
Elder Wand, I don’t need a Glock,
Pureblood wizard, I’m the real OG, look in the
mirror of Erised and just see me.